Anonymous asked:
How are you feeling today?

I’m okay how are you

wank-stains:

Is tumblr fucking up for anyone else? Like my posts aren’t getting any notes

iamthemeep:

sodamnrelatable:

trying to talk to someone you really admire

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I DONT KNOW HOW THIS IS ACCURATE BU SOMEHOW IT IS

(Source: wweesnaww)

deverse:

my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey insteadimage

(Source: deverse)

muftiday:

do you ever see a picture of your internet friend for the first time and you just kinda think
it appears i have accidentally befriended a beauty goddess.
well

shit

koolaidicecubes:

When u feel really hot but look terrible in all your selfies

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  • drive thru guy: bye have a nice day
  • me: bye i love you

tortillah:

do you ever see someone so attractive that you just

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telapathetic:

when someone tries to argue with me on a subject i know more aboutimage

(Source: telapathetic)

keatonstrombergs:

the fbi will never catch me

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(Source: loganlerms)