sexaulity:

spicegorl:

j5h:

intelligence is such a turn on

so is a huge co*ck

why did you put an asterisk you still spelt the whole word

(Source: j6)

parks and recreation + text posts

(Source: jonssnow)

genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

(Source: zephye)

catholicnun:

my g spot is located about 2 inches inside your wallet

googlebus:

ifuckinghatebingsocial:

cooldudebro:

do not call me daddy in bed. i have had beers with your father. he is a nice man. do not get me involved. 

Okay but be ready for me to call you the name of whatever fictional character or celebrity I am obsessed with and you resemble the most.

mmm fuck me popeye 

(Source: freshdalia)